Quote from Barney in Bad News
Marshall: But the news that I might not be able to give him a grandchild? You know, like, I don't even know how to have that conversation. Barney: I'll show you. "Dad, there's, uh, there's something I need to tell you, and it's going to come as a bit of a shock to you, but here goes. You are speaking to the 2011 Tri-County Laser Tag Co-Champion". Marshall: Barney, I've already told... Barney: "Oh, and my sperm don't work. Yeah, yeah, the laser tag thing is awesome".