Quote from Marshall in Bad News
Marshall: Who's the second message from? Lily: Dr. Stangel's office. I'm extremely fertile. Marshall: You're extremely fertile! Oh, my God. I told you there was nothing to worry about. I got to call my dad and tell him the good news. [Marshall grabs the phone. In Minnesota, his father listens to a football game while doing repair work in the garage. Marshall doesn't phone] Marshall: If you're fertile, um, then that means I'm the problem.