Quote from Marshall in Bad News
Lily: I still kind of think it's Barney. Marshall: There's no way it's Barney. Dr. Stangel: Hello, you must be Mr. Eriksen. I am Dr. Stangel. Marshall: It's Barney. Wow. Really, dude, bravo. You almost got a peek. But seriously, what second-rate community theater did you get...? [pulls on Dr. Stangel's beard] Dr. Stangel: Would you...? Marshall: So my wife and I are trying to get pregnant.