Barney: l... I recently started giving and it felt surprisingly good. I wanna do more.
Sam: Well, now you're talking. We have this program that helps those in need get back on their feet. We give them food, a place to live, clothes for job interviews.
Barney: Well, I would love to help by writing a check... for one-zero-zero-zero...zero... [phone chimes] Whoops.
Hold on a second.
Barney: [inner monologue] Wait. They're not doing something meaningful with their lives. Well, this changes everything. Oh, no. I've already written four zeros. Thank you, decimal point.
Barney: $100.00.
Sam: That's great. Thank you, Barney.