Barney: Hey, guys. A yuletide riddle. What is my second-favorite word that begins with B-O-N?
Ted: Bon Jovi?
Barney: What is my third-favorite word that begins with B-O-N? [imitates buzzer] "Bonus." As in my end-of-the-year bonus check.
Ted: My God! Barney, I work for GNB too. All I got was a $15 gift card to Costa Coffee.
Barney: And you earned it, buddy. Check out what I'm gonna buy for myself. The Dibiase. See those pinstripes, diamonds. It is the uppest a person could ever suit.