Future Ted: [v.o.] Now, kids, when your friends have great news, you're happy for them... for, like, a millisecond. And then you start thinking about yourself.
Robin: [inner monologue] Oh, my God. They're really having a baby. What am I doing with my life? Starting Monday, I'm a currency rotation sp... Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a coin flip bimbo. And I'm still single. Okay, let's not go there, Scherbatsky. That's a whole other thing. I gotta take that World Wide News job.