Ted: You're a journalist. What is the matter with you?
Robin: It's a national audience. I get to wear shiny dresses.
Ted: Robin, have you forgotten about your New Year's resolution?
[flashback:]
Robin: I'm never drinking again.
[present:]
Ted: No, before that.
[flashback:]
Robin: I am gonna finish this whole bottle tonight.
[present:]
Ted: Before that too.
[flashback:]
Robin: I moved here to work for a big-time cable news channel like World Wide News. Well, by this time next year... I will be wearing a World Wide News I.D. badge around my neck. And to show you that I'm serious... this is my first and only drink of the night.
Ted: Okay.
Robin: Oh, damn, that's smooth.