Ted: Well, I got a big morning, so... Dry cleaners, bank, you know, so...
The Captain: Ted, it's time. I have something for you. Wait here.
Ted: [inner monologue] Okay, you got to swim for it, Mosby. Man versus sea. You can do this. You didn't get a "Good Effort" ribbon from the Shaker Heights JCC Swim Camp because you don't have what it takes.
The Captain: Found it. Zoey told me you're a scotch drinker. I bought this special for tonight.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And just as I started to realize that maybe I wasn't in danger after all, we hit a bump.
Ted: Whoa! [falls off the boat]
The Captain: Ted?