Quote from The Captain in The Mermaid Theory
The Captain: Ted, let me show you my harpoon collection. Ted: Just gonna make a quick call. Hey, silly question. What are our exact nautical coordinates? The Captain: How now? [knocks Ted's phone into the ocean] Oh, bother. Well... she's a goner. By now, the icy tide has already dropped its core temperature to near freezing. And down it goes. Now it's at 50 meters. Complete crushing blackness. 100 meters. The pressure is so intense, the keys are popping right out of its head. Ted: Head? The Captain: 200 meters. No one will ever find its mangled remains, save for the crustacea that feed off its lifeless husk. Can you hear me now? No. Because you're on the bottom of the sea.