The Captain: So you really thought I was gonna kill you?
Ted: Well... ish.
The Captain: Oh, Ted, that's ridiculous. If I wanted to kill you, I'd invite you to my hunting lodge. It's far more remote, and I wouldn't have to worry about you turning up in some nosy fisherman's net.
Ted: See? It's stuff like that. Why- Why do you talk that way?
The Captain: Oh, I'm just jesting for sport. See, sometimes I don't bond as well with Zoey's younger friends. But I know she really likes you. I was hoping that maybe we could be buddies.
Ted: We can. We can be buddies. Just not on a boat.
The Captain: Fair enough. The hunting lodge it is.