Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, in the winter of 2010, we had a new addition to our little group, Zoey. Zoey was married to... The Captain.
The Captain: Boys! Great to see you! Looking smart. Have a wonderful time tonight, okay? Okay.
Marshall: That man is terrifying.
Barney: Everything he said was nice, but I am profoundly scared.
Ted: Keep smiling. He can still see us.