Ted: Man, I wish me and my dad were as close as you guys are.
Zoey: Oh. You want to make this personal? Okay. [records] Destroy Ted Mosby. Now it's personal.
Ted: No, if I wanted to make it personal, I'd call you a bored little trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on 5th Avenue are closed.
Zoey: You're going down.
Ted: Down where? To the yacht club? Oh! I would love to. W-w-wait. I'm half Jewish, will that be a problem?