Ted: So, Captain. How'd you get that name, anyway?
The Captain: Gave it to myself. A real man chooses his own name.
Ted: Well, pleased to meet you, Captain. I'm Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.
Zoey: This is Ted.
The Captain: Capital. Honey, I may cut out early. I have to go check up on the boat.
Ted: The boat? There's a boat? You must tell me about this boat, Captain.
The Captain: Well, she's an 85-foot sloop.
Ted: She!
The Captain: Do you like boats? Does the sea call to you like it calls to me?
Ted: Yes. The sea is all like, "Ted, come hang out."
The Captain: I like Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville. You're coming on the boat sometime. Stepping off.