Future Ted: [v.o.] You see, every year the Natural History Museum holds its Autumn Spectacular. It's attended
by some of the most powerful and important people in New York. And, thanks to Goliath National Bank... us.
Marshall: Look at us, huh? In tuxedos? Can you imagine if our college selves saw us like this?
Ted: They'd pelt us with their Phish bootlegs.