Quote from Lily in Baby Talk
Lily: We're idiots. Marshall: Baby, names and gender, it's just, like... it's some way of giving ourselves the illusion that we have any control whatsoever. I... I just want a healthy, happy, 12-pound... Lily: Whoa. Marshall: Ten-pound? [Lily signals lower] Eight-pound? Lily: I guess, but, dude, you're writing checks my vagina can't cash.