[as Robin and Becky present the news:]
Becky: Then this cutie patootie took me to this bar called MacLaren's, right underneath his apartment.
Robin: Wait... Did you go out with Ted Mosby?
Becky: Yes! Guys, I went out with Robin's roommate. I saw her bedroom. She's a messy Bessie.
Robin: In other news, later today, a Manhattan architect gets punched in the throat.
[later:]
Ted: Ow!