Ted: Marshall, your list is entirely boy names. You do realize there's roughly a 50% chance of you having a daughter, right?
Marshall: Okay, honestly, I've never thought about having a girl. I don't want to think about having a girl. Tara, Esther... can you imagine being one of those girls' dads?
[fantasy scene of an elderly Marshall walking his daughter through a high school corridor as a trio of boys serenade her:]
Boys: [singing] Marshall's daughter Your booty Your booty's so smooth.
[fantasy scene of an elderly Marshall and his daughter walking out on the stage of a strip club:]
Announcer: Gentlemen, gentlemen. On the main stage, give it up for Marshall's daughter.
Marshall's daughter: He screwed up my childhood. That's why I do this.