Marshall: Not "Tara."
Lily: What about "Esther"?
[flashback to Marshall and Barney at a strip club:]
Announcer: Gentlemen, gentlemen. Coming up on the main stage, give it up for Esther!
Marshall: Oh. Oh. Hey, Barney. That prime rib was surprisingly good, but it's 10:30 in the morning. I don't need to see a lady get naked and dance.
Barney: Oh, Esther gets naked. But she doesn't dance.
Marshall: Then what does she do?
[A balloon appears, floats across the room and is then popped by a dart.
Marshall: Sweet mother nature!
[A deck of cards is flung towards Marshall and Barney. One sticks to Barney's foreheads]
Barney: That was my card!
Announcer: Gentlemen, gentlemen. Give it up for Esther!
[present:]
Marshall: Not "Esther."