Ted: I watched. Robin insisted I confirm how "awful" Becky is, so last night I checked it out.
[flashback to Robin hosting the show with Becky:]
Robin: Peace talks in the region have been described as, "productive." Becky?
Becky: Last night, in Staten Island, a taco cart owner was robbed at gunpoint. Aww! That's so sad.
Robin: Becky, we're- We're journalists. We can't get emotional about the news, we...
Becky: Oh, no! They stole all his money and then pelted him with his own taco meat! [crying] Who would do that?
Robin: Well, if you read the story, we might find out.
Becky: Oh, can I do this one, about the horse? I love horseys. Oh, the horse died. Guys! This news is all really sad.