Barney: Faster. Mush! Mush! I need this win. I need this win.
[title: "Why Barney Needed A Win":]
Barney: And firing half my department freed up the money to double my own salary. And this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night, and I'm getting more muscular, even though I've stopped working out, and I've got this amazing poker group.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Actually, Barney did not need a win.
Barney: And I smell incredible. Smell me. Just, seriously, smell me.
Future Ted: [v.o.] He did smell incredible.