James: Listen to me. There is no Yourson, North Dakota.
Barney: Mom...
James: And Sam Gibbs wasn't the mayor. He might be one of our fathers.
Barney: He's not my dad. My dad's Bob Barker.
James: Barney, you've gotta stop livin' in these fairy tales that Mom told us. Bob Barker is not your father. Sam Gibbs might be. But Bob Barker is absolutely, unequivocally not your father!