Barney: Ah, Valentine's. The second base of third grade. I always got a Valentine from every single girl in my class.
James: Funny how all these girls have the exact same handwriting as the postmaster general, Mom, and home run king "Frank" Aaron.
Barney: Yeah, schoolgirls. The more they ignore you, pretend to hate your guts, Iock you in the coatroom over winter break, the more they secretly like you.