Barney: Anyway, I need you guys to come out to Staten Island on Saturday and help box everything up.
Lily: [laughs] You expect us to spend a whole day... packing up your mom's house?
Barney: No, of course not. It's a two-day job.
Robin: Uh, pass.
Ted: Same.
Marshall: Unsubscribe.
Barney: You guys are adorable. You seriously believe that I, Barney Stinson, can't talk you into this? I got the queen to give me a fist bump.
Ted: No one believes that story.