Barney: So, this chick and I are going at it behind the Central Park Zoo. The bonobo chimps start giving us a standing "O." And just when I'm about to give her the same thing... What up! l-l... I can't. I just... I can't. Guys, I know you count the minutes until you can escape from your humdrum lives by hearing how awesome mine is. And I love doing that for you. But I just can't tonight.