Lily: Barney, why are you doing this?
Marshall: Wait a minute. Could it be that Barney Stinson actually wants us to have kids?
Barney: [in Eastern European accent] Who is this Barney? Take American chill pill.
Lily: Well, let me tell you about him. He talks a big game about how no one should ever have kids before they're at least 45.
Barney: I would be interested in reading some of these opinions in blog form.
Lily: But I think I know what happened. Yesterday, Barney thought he had to say goodbye to someone he truly loves. And it got him thinking. Maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing if a baby joined our little group.
Barney: Babies can be cute.
Lily: Mmm. And someday, he's gonna make the best uncle in the world. Because this Barney, he's family to us.