Robin: Why does this have to happen now? I mean, just when things are going so great with Don. It's the never-ending battle of my life. Career versus romance.
Ted: [scoffs] "Never-ending battle"? Career's been trouncing romance for years. It's like the Globetrotters versus the Generals. Career's sinking hook shots from half court. Romance is just a bunch of slow, white guys who couldn't make it in the Italian league.