Ted: No, no, no, no, no. Tony's not a jerk, not according to the movie, anyway.
[flashback to Ted and Royce watching The Wedding Bride:]
Stella: [on film] I'm going through with this wedding. I'm sorry, Tony.
Tony: Stella, your happiness is the only thing I care about, except for these underprivileged children that I work with for free.
Audience: Aw!
Royce: I love him.
Stella: [on film] It's not that easy, Tony. Jed Mosley may not be as handsome as you are, or as tall as you are...
Ted: I'm taller than that guy.
Stella: [on film] And our sex life is terrible. Once he even fell asleep while we were doing it. I mean...
Ted: It was one time. I was on cold medicine.