Marshall: Guys, and besides, I like being friendly, okay? I'm not gonna change that about myself.
Lily: No, don't change, baby. I think it's sweet. Sweet, sweet... [Marshall leaves] Sweet mother of God. He's an idiot sometimes. He actually lent the burglars gas money.
Robin: He gave them money?
Lily: Not gave, lent. They said that they would send us a check, so Marshall gave them our address. What's to stop them from coming to our apartment one night, and maybe tying me up? I mean, sure, Marshall and I like to pretend, but the reality is scary.
Robin: Why don't you say something to him?
Lily: Ugh, what's the point? He's from Minnesota. His high school mascot was a hug.