Quote from Ted in The Wedding Bride
Future Ted: [v.o.] That spring, I had just started dating a girl named Royce. She was smart, beautiful... Ted: Blah, blah, blah, we're very happy together. Lily: But... Ted: Exactly. That's the problem. Barney: Her butt? Marshall: What is it, too much? Lily: Too little? Robin: Or is it an issue of access?