Quote from Future Ted in The Wedding Bride
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, when you're in your 20s, dating is great. But by the time you reach your 30s, you find out pretty fast everyone has baggage. Sure you can stick to the small talk, and pretend it's not there, but sooner or later... Woman: [cell phone rings] Oh! It's my ex. Sorry, we're trying to remain friends. [answers] Hi, pumpkin. Did you get our tickets to Maui? Future Ted: [v.o.] Yeah, it's there.