Lily: Sorry, Ted. You're screwed.
Marshall: No. You know what? No, Ted is not screwed. All right, do you guys wanna know why I'm nice to everyone? It's because I don't care about baggage. I mean, most people, they see another person walking down the street with that big heavy bag they're carrying, and they just walk on by. But not me. I look at them, and I say... I say, " Howdy, stranger. Can I give you a hand with that?" And you know who taught me to be that way? A guy called Ted Mosby. A guy who's uncynical and sincere and believed in things. And you know what, Ted? I believe that deep down, you're still that guy.
Ted: I am still that guy.
Marshall: I think you wanna go out there and get that girl.
Ted: I do wanna go out there and get that girl.
Marshall: Because she's the love of your life!
Ted: Because she's... Well, okay, let's... We're three dates in. She seems nice.
Marshall: Because she seems nice!
Ted: She does seem nice! You're right, Marshall. I gotta go get her. And I know exactly where she is.