Royce: I was so, so happy when that loser got left at the altar, and you know why? Because he had it coming. And the great part is he is gonna live a long, sad life, knowing that he lost his only chance at happiness. Oh! What about when he got beat up by the goat? [all laugh] So funny. What a loser.
Ted: Totally! I mean, the guy's life was shattered in a very public humiliation. What a hoot! And it may be years before he can look certain family members in the eye again. He may be so emotionally traumatized he never fully loves or trusts anyone ever again. That's hysterical. Move over, Adolf Hitler. There's a new king of comedy.
Royce: Ted, are you okay?
Ted: Yeah. I just think you all might be interested to learn something about that movie y'all love so much. It sucks. And you're all stupid for liking it.
Royce: Wow. That was really mean. I think you owe us an apology.
Ted: No-can-do's-ville, babydoll. No-can-do's-ville.