Barney: She said no? How could she say no? Robots vs. Wrestlers is our most important tradition as a group!
Lily: Tradition? We've never done this before.
Barney: It's Robots vs. Wrestlers, Lily. How is that not gonna be a tradition? Well, this is how it starts. First Robin moves in with Don, then Marshall and Lily have a baby, then Ted...
Ted: Gets married.
Barney: I was gonna say was found alone in his apartment, devoured by his cats, but either way, not pretty. Everyone's leaving me and I don't like it!