Lily: So, anyone been watching The Young and the Restless? [silence]
[flashback to Lily in the apartment:]
Lily: Awesome! Who ordered Soap Opera Illustrated? Huh. Marissa Heller, I like your style.
[present:]
Lily: Anyone? Am I to understand that there isn't a single soap opera fan in this entire elevator? Hmm?
Marissa: I don't own a TV. The only operas I watch are at the MET.
[Barney, Lily and Marshall are unimpressed]
Ted: Dibs.