Quote from Ted in Robots Vs. Wrestlers
Ted: Guys, come on. I'm just trying to add a little class to these proceedings. It's like that line from Dante's Inferno. [As Marshall makes a fart noise, Lily and Barney laugh] Ted: "Consider your origins. You were not born to live like brutes." [As Lily makes a fart noise, Marshall and Barney laugh] Ted: "But to follow virtue and knowledge." [As Barney makes a fart noise, Marshall and Lily laugh] Ted: Or, in the original Italian... [All groan] Ted: [speaks Italian] [As Marshall, Lily and Barney make fart noises, Ted gives up.]