Future Ted: [v.o.] So, that night, your Uncle Barney and I sat down to have a calm, rational discussion, about who deserved Robin more.
Barney: No!
Ted: I stole her a blue French horn! I dated her for a year! I wanted her to be the mother of my children and spend eternity in her arms.
Barney: See, I wanna have sex with her at least one more time! She is mine!
Ted: She's not yours! And she's not mine, either. She's Don's.
Barney: You're right. We got to get rid of that guy.
Ted: Yeah. Yeah.
Barney: You know, figuratively.
Ted: Of course.
Barney: Or literally. Oh, my God, Ted, this is how it starts! This is how it starts! I'm scared, Teddy, I'm scared, Teddy!
Ted: [shushing] Two guys talking. Just two guys talking.