Quote from Marshall in Twin Beds
Marshall: Hey, Lily, you won't believe it, it's the craziest thing. Don has twin beds, too. Lily: Oh, my God! We just got twin beds. Don: Oh, Oh. Great, great. Lily: Well, wait, that "great" didn't sound so great. Don: Well, my ex-wife and I thought they'd be a good idea, but we just started to drift apart. So... Marshall: Yeah, but I bet you didn't have another bed just for sex. Don: No, but she did at her personal trainer's house.