Ted: How'd you know I was gonna be up here today?
Marshall: Robin told me. Happy house-warming.
Ted: But I told you last time I saw you, I'm selling the place.
Marshall: I know what you said. I also know my best friend, Ted Mosby. Look, all the times over the years
when I've said to you, "Slow down, don't rush into things with this girl," you haven't listened to me a single damn time. Your heart is both drunk and a kid.
Ted: Thanks for sticking up for me, man.
Marshall: That's what I do.