Quote from Ted in Home Wreckers
Marshall: Did he say he found a hobo? Ted: Okay, yes. There are problems. But I see this house for what I know it can be. I see a swing on that tree outside. I see a wreath on the front door at Christmas, I see a grill out on that patio, where I'll be barbecuing every weekend. I see a life that I know I can have here. [floorboard groans] Inspector: Mama! [The inspector falls through the floor and lands near the group] Barney: I see a lawsuit. Inspector: Found termites.