Marshall: All right. Let's all remember that we've all done some stupid things in our lives, okay? For example, I once tried to ride my bike down an extension ladder from the roof of a two-story house. The only looming question is, was I drunk or a kid?
Robin & Barney: Drunk.
Ted & Lily: Kid.
Marshall: Drum roll, please. I was...
[flashback:]
Judy Eriksen: Marshall's dead. Marshall's dead. Marshall!
[present:]
Marshall: A kid. Moms, right? Just always making a big deal out of nothing. Came out of that coma in under a week.