Marshall: Hey, buddy, do you want to, maybe, let somebody who isn't having some sort of manic episode drive for a while?
Lily: Yeah. And where the hell are we going?
Ted: First, let me tell you what happened the night of the wedding. [v.o.] Watching my mom get married, I realized how far behind I was in my own life. I just had to get out of there. So I went back to my hotel room, and got onto this web site I sometimes visit when I can't sleep.
All: No, no, no, no.
Lily: We do not want to know what you and the Internet do when you're lonely.
Ted: I didn't. I... That's not the part of the night I was talking about.