Barney: Ted, do you have any idea if Marshall was mugged by a monkey?
Ted: None whatsoever.
Zookeeper: Just tell me, were you or were you not mugged by Captain Bobo?
Lily: Yeah, baby, just tell us what really happened.
Robin: Yeah, Marshall, just tell us the truth. Come on, you promised.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's when Marshall realized there was only one thing he could say.
Marshall: All right. Here's the truth. I... am going back to bed.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And that was it. We never found out what really happened to Uncle Marshall's wallet. But we do know this. Aunt Lily never got a gun. Aunt Robin's credibility remained unimpeached. And Bobo and Milly lived out their days together in the Central Park Zoo.