Quote from Barney in Zoo or False
Barney: Well, I'm still saying it happened. Ted: Maybe. But, Marshall, if you didn't get mugged by a monkey, you can't let Robin report it on her show. I mean, this could hurt her credibility. Barney: Oh, please. Journalists lie all the time. I'm sorry, but I will believe that Jack Palance is dead when I see the body.