Barney: I think you were mugged by a monkey. You just don't want to go on Robin's show, 'cause you're afraid
it'll make you look like a big joke.
Marshall: Well, won't it?
Barney: The biggest 'cause it's so funny.
Marshall: Well, it never happened, okay? And I can lie to you guys about it, because you're my best friends.
Barney: I am, but go on.