Marshall: Okay, you know what, let's all just relax. We don't need a gun. I'd just like to forget this ever happened
and try to move on with my life.
Barney: "I'd just like to forget this ever happened, and try to move on with my life." This is great stuff. I think I'm going to add tears, though.
Marshall: [to Lily] Listen, baby, I know that it's scary, but look at me. I'm fine, okay? Can't we just put this behind us?
Barney: That's gold. But I'm gonna switch it to "putting me behind you."