Lily: Ooh! That's the pizza. Baby, do you have any cash?
Marshall: Oh! You know, I don't... I actually... I don't think that I should have to pay, 'cause I'm not a fan of pizza.
Lily: [gasps] What?
Ted: Marshall, we've driven halfway across the country for a piece of pizza, literally, hundreds of times.
Lily: I once caught you eating pizza in the shower.
Delivery guy: Marshall, there's a cartoon of you on our coupons.
Barney: I'm not saying Marshall's a guy who likes pizza, but last time he went in for a physical, doctor says, "Marshall, you got to stop eating pizza." Marshall says, "Why?" Doc says, "So I can examine you." But seriously, we kid because we love.