Ted: You know what these pictures are, Lily? They're a big, fat lie. They're posed. They're touched up. They're what you want our life to be, not what it is.
Lily: That's not true.
Ted: Oh, yeah? Okay. Look at this one. Halloween, two years ago. You and Marshall got in a huge fight because you didn't wanna dress up as penguins.
Marshall: No, no, no. It's not just that she didn't want to. It's that she called penguins lame. Penguins.