Anita: Come on, Barney!
Barney: I'm sorry, Anita. The answer is no.
Anita: Well, good! Because my answer is no, too! Okay, here's my final offer. [whispers in Barney's ear]
[A visibly shaken Barney gets up, walks out of MacLaren's]
Anita: Barney!
[Barney walks down the street, descends the stairs next to the Hudson River, walks up to the safety barrier and dives in]
[later:]
Barney: And that's my story.
Police Officer: Well, here's a $500 ticket for jumping in the river. I hope it was worth it.
[Fireworks explode]
Barney: I hope so, too.