Lily: Marshall, I can do this by myself.
Marshall: Okay. Well, then, prove it. And grab me a pudding.
Lily: Listen up, Scooter, there is no way you and I will ever be together. [Scooter stares longingly into Lily's eyes]
Marshall: Right now!
Lily: Marshall!
Marshall: I'm sorry. But he's adorable.
Lily: Listen, I don't want to be with you.
Marshall: Right now. Hang in there, Scoots. I'm not gonna live forever.