Quote from Lily in Hooked
Marshall: Come on, Lily. You have to get Scooter off the hook. Now try again. Lily: Teacup pig, I don't want to be with you. [stares into its eyes] Right now. Marshall: Man up! Lily: Teacup pig, I don't want to be with you. Ever! Marshall: Finish him! Lily: We will never be together in any sort of sexual way ever again! Marshall: Nice. Sort of a weird thing to say to a pig. Lily: It felt really wrong.